100 Best Halloween Jokes for Kids – Free Lunchbox Notes Included
Halloween is a time for spooky fun, candy, and creative costumes.
But what about adding a bit of laughter to the mix? Nothing brings smiles and giggles to kids quite like a good joke!
To help you get the Halloween party started, we’ve compiled a list of 100 Halloween jokes for kids that are both appropriate and fun.
Whether you’re looking for jokes to share during trick-or-treating, at a Halloween party, or just to entertain the little ghouls and goblins at home, these jokes are sure to be a hit!
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1. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a “boo”-last!
2. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
3. Why did the mummy go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “wrapped” up!
4. What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
5. Why did the vampire need a life vest?
He wanted to stay “afloat” during his Halloween party!
6. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Give him a “humerus” joke!
7. What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A “nectar”-ine!
10. How does a witch keep her hair in place while flying?
With a “spooky” hairpin!
11. Why did the bat get a haircut?
Because he wanted to look “bat-tastic”!
12. What do you call a friendly monster?
A “goodie ghoul”!
13. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no “body” to go with!
14. What do you call a ghost who gets lost?
A “wandering spirit”!
15. How does a mummy start a letter?
With “dear” (dear mummy)!
16. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
17. Why did the ghost go to school?
To improve his “spirit”ual education!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of street?
A “dead-end” street!
19. How do monsters like their eggs?
Fried “egg-sorcisms”!
20. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
21. How does a ghost get around town?
By “boo”-t!
22. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A “hobble-goblin”!
23. Why was the ghost so good at football?
Because he had a lot of “spirit”!
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
25. What did the mummy say to the detective?
“I’m all wrapped up in this mystery!”
26. Why do ghosts like to go to parties?
Because they have a “boo”-last!
27. What did one ghost say to the other at the party?
“Do you believe in life after Halloween?”
28. How do you know if a vampire is sick?
By how much he “bleeds” (sneezes)!
29. What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A “spooky” key!
30. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the “patch” on the other side!
31. What did the vampire say to the ghost who was feeling down?
“Don’t worry, things will get better after the ‘bite’!”
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